disney world
with less than three inches of snow on the sidewalk out front of my apartment, it may seem irresponsible of me to ditch work today. but trust me, it’s been worth it. let’s do the math.
so far today i have:
guzzled 4 beers. (approximate cost= $5.00)
polished off a box of apple jacks ($4.50)
ate an entire bag of organic celery ($3.99)
&an entire container of hummus ($3.50)
shopped aimlessly at rite aid ($12.50)
made plans for kevin &my disney vacation ($1622.02)
&smoked half a pack of cigarettes (about $3 worth)
so that comes to about $1656.00
not to mention the $100 that i forfiet by skipping work.
so you know. it all makes sense.
but on the bright side, kevin probably won’t even want to go to disney world with me once he realizes that i ate all of our food. so that’ll put that $16hundo back in our pockets. where it probably belongs.
