sweet revenge
there is nothing more satisfying than finding out that your enemies are boring and unintelligent. people who made fun of you in high school (i don’t think anyone actually made fun of me in high school, at least not openly. but it makes a fitting opening to this list) girls that are dating your exboyfriends, girls that your boyfriend used to date, the boss who makes you miserable everyday, the woman who pushed past you in line at target last week. (okay, okay, you’ll probably never know for sure if that woman is boring and unintelligent. but you might as well assume that she is.)
i guess it’s sort of sad that these are the people that i consider enemies. if it makes any difference, i don’t really have many friends either.